Why does Bob Stoops eat his Fruity Pebbles on a plate?

Because if they were in a bowl he'd lose them.

 

Great job West Virginia, not only in winning the game, but in hiring Bill Stewart as your head coach. It was not a flashy hire, but it was the right hire. And even more importantly it was a good hire. This was an extremely important hire for West Virginia's program, probably the most important in their history, and they didn't screw it up. You get a B+ for this hire. Doc Holliday = C-, Terry Bowden = F, Nick Saban = A-, CMU guy = C+, keeping Rod = A. You hired the glue that kept this team together during the turmoil of the last 3 weeks and he deserves the job.

Nick Saban's I don't have time for this shit Crock Pot Roast

This recipe is quick and easy because Coach Saban doesn't have time for this kinda shit.

1 Hunk of meat (shoulder, butt, whatever ya got)
2 cans cream of mushroom soup (2 cans is very important)
2 packs lipton onion soup mix
1 large yellow onion
1/4 cup worcstershire
salt and pepper to taste
2 tbsp tony's creole seasoning

empty cans of cream of mushroom soup into crock pot
add dry onion soup mix
Drop the meat in (after you've trimmed the fat if you have time for that shit)
add water until meat is covered
slice onion and place on top of meat
add worcstershire,salt and pepper and tony's
cook on low and go to work for 15 hours, when youc ome home it's done
serve over rice.

Joe Paterno’s easy Horseradish Sauce

Joe Pa likes to enjoy this fine Horseradish sauce he makes with...

3 Tbsp prepared horseradish

1/4 cup sour cream
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
1 Tbsp mayonnaise
1 Tbsp chopped chives or the greens of a green onion

Mix and whalla, makes about a half a cup. Just enough for the brain of a small child.

Mark Mangino to WVU?

That was the story coming out of Lawrence Kansas last night.

The Lawrence Journal World reported that Mark Mangino had accepted the job at West Virginia, much to the surprise of Jabba, UK, WVU, and Jabba's agent. But Jabba's agent was the one who leaked the story. Really?

A caller claiming to be Kansas coach Mark Mangino’s agent called The Lawrence Journal World and several other newspapers late Wednesday saying the KU coach was having “preliminary talks” with West Virginia. The caller, who claimed to be Mangino’s agent, Neil Cornrich, said Mangino was in negotiations with WVU about their coaching vacancy.
“Mr. Mangino has ended preliminary talks today with the West Virginia athletic department and is now in contract talks with them,” the caller said. “At this time that is all that will be disclosed.”

This of course turns out to be a hoax and retractions were printed this morning after reports were released online last night.

Mangino could not be reached for comment because he was enjoying some delicious sandwiches.

2008 Preseason rankings?

Too early? NationalChamps.net doesn't think so. So how did they come up with these masterful 2008 preseason rankings??? Let me take a stab in the dark. Take the current AP and the Current Sagarin ratings, remove Hawaii, Cincinnati, and Uconn, add in someone off the wall like Ball State, chew, Regurgitate. Oh wait, they forgot to take out Uconn, maybe that's why there are two #21s…

NChamps.net Current AP Current Sagarin

1. Ohio State 1. Ohio State 1. Oklahoma
2. Oklahoma 2. LSU 2. Ohio State
3. Florida 3.Oklahoma 3. Kansas
4. Georgia 4. Georgia 4. Florida
5. USC 5. Virginia Tech 5. Virginia Tech
6. Missouri 6. USC 6. LSU
7. Louisiana State 7. Mizzou 7. West Virginia
8. Virginia Tech 8. Kansas 8. USC
9. Kansas 9. Florida 9. Mizzou
10. Clemson 10. Hawaii 10. Georgia
11. West Virginia 11. West Virginia 11. Arizona State
12. Texas Tech 12. Arizona State 12. South Florida
13. Illinois 13. Illinois 13. Oregon
14. Texas 14. Boston College 14. Clemson
15. Wisconsin 15. Clemson 15. Cincinnati
16. Tennessee 16. Tennessee 16. Hawaii
17. Auburn 17. Texas 17. Tennessee
18. Arizona State 18. Wisconsin 18. Boston College
19. South Florida 19. BYU 19. Auburn
20. Penn State 20. Cincinnati 20. Oregon State
21. Connecticut 21. Virginia 21. Illinois
21. Virginia 22. Auburn 22. BYU
23. Boise State 23. South Florida 23. Kentucky
24. Florida State 24. Boise State 24. Arkansas
25. Ball State 25. Arkansas 25. Texas